I just heard that the 80s classic movie Heathers is being made into a musical. I'm not much for musical theater, the last show we saw being Spamalot! a few years ago, but I have to say that if this show comes to Boston and is getting halfway decent reviews, then I'm going!
Here's some of my favorite lines from that movie that I hope make it into the lyrics (warning: adult language):
- "Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87."
- "This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress."
- "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
- "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."
- "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
- "Well, f*ck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?"
- "Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free."
