http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/johncafe/ en-us 2007-11-11T18:44:35-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000467.html A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out... Jokes john 2007-11-11T18:44:35-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000468.html A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong.... Jokes john 2007-11-02T23:53:04-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000469.html A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a costume party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few... Funny Stuff alan 2007-10-30T23:57:04-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000444.html A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says... Jokes john 2006-01-22T15:38:40-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000393.html A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older retired Marine in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells... Jokes john 2004-12-23T19:35:14-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000383.html In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt... Jokes john 2004-12-12T22:21:56-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000371.html My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local telephone office. The line wasn't clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me. It was... Jokes john 2004-11-15T18:22:51-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000367.html The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were... Jokes john 2004-11-10T22:26:49-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000370.html Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton. —David Letterman... Jokes john 2004-11-01T22:41:06-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000368.html John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts. -David... Jokes john 2004-10-30T22:33:34-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000369.html There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, "I do." —Craig Kilborn... Jokes john 2004-10-25T22:36:26-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000326.html There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender. A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending. The man... Jokes john 2004-08-03T08:00:36-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000276.html Hey, you must'a been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a... Funny Stuff john 2004-04-23T05:33:46-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000275.html Things that NASA changed to accommodate 77 year-old John Glenn's return to space aboard the shuttle Discovery: All important devices now operated by the Clapper. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay. "Early Bird" specials... Top Ten Lists john 2004-04-10T20:30:45-05:00 http://www.execnet.net/users/alan/blogs/archives/johncafe/000274.html Funny Stuff john 2004-04-03T20:25:58-05:00