October 30, 2004

John Kerry Goes Duck Hunting

John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

-David Letterman

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October 25, 2004

John Kerry Raises Money

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, "I do."

—Craig Kilborn

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