Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe, and sandals, holding a staff.
President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?"
The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the President.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell. Foregone conclusion, so I might as well laugh loud and hard while I'm on the trip.
Thanks to my friend Becca for sharing this one.
I heard a news story on NPR last night discussing the likelihood of Cardinal Ratzinger of becoming the next Pope. The reporter described the Cardinal as being one of the most conservative theologians of the last century. The reporter relayed this joke:
Cardinal Ratzinger and two theologians die and go to the gates of Heaven. The first theologian goes in to talk to God. A few minutes later he comes out crying with his head in his hands saying, "How could I have been so wrong?!"
