- Be thankful you haven't been spammed!
- Be thankful your computer isn't down!
- Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down!
- Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus!
- Be thankful your server isn't down!
- Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!
- Be thankful no one knows who you really are!
- Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound!
- Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isn't 72!
- Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!
- Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!
