For our last teaching practice class one of the teachers was planning a lesson for the upper intermediate students about telling jokes. The joke she was going to use was a tad on the questionable side because it had a scatalogical reference. J?em offered a quick edit to make it suitable for the class and she was all set.
Listening to the joke prompted the other members of the TP group to share their favorite jokes and then make a judgement on their appropriacy for class use. My jokes were just gross and wholey inappropriate. The best of the jokes, while still not appropriate but very funny in my humble opinion, came from someone who wishes to remain anonymous:
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a head of lettuce stuck up my bum!"
The doctor says, "Drop your pants and let me have a look."
The man drops his pants and the doctor takes a look.
The doctor says, "Hmm, I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg."
Rachel (not the anonymous person mentioned above) offered a different joke that I enjoyed mostly because it is a real groaner:
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth."
The doctor says, "You need a psychologist, not a doctor. Why did you come to my office?"
The man says, "...because your light was on."
