Dear Californians,
If you voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger in the recent recall election, you are an idiot. I don't personally know enough about Gray Davis' policies or failings to comment on whether I think he should have been recalled or not, but I would NEVER vote for someone who made as few or as vague statements about how he will fix California's multitude of social and economic ails as your newly elected "Governator." I hope you get whatever you deserve in the next three years. I look forward to watching the next several seasons of Bill Maher on HBO making fun of you sun-fried morons. I will be laughing at you, not with you.
You don't owe me this, but as a personal favor I would request that if you voted for Schwarzenegger that you stay in California until you die. I will do everything in my power to stay out of your state. Further, I hope you are first against the wall when the revolution comes.
p.s. My apologies to my few friends who have to live in that state in order to pursue their dreams in the entertainment business. May God have mercy on your souls.
