I was watching Bill Maher on HBO tonight and he had some good bits in his monologue commenting on Madonna's kissing both Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera during their performance on the MTV Video Awards last week:
"When Christina Aguilera attended the post-show celebrations she said that she had to go down on Old Dirty Bastard just to get the taste out of her mouth. No offense to ODB."
"When I saw Madonna all decked out in black, I thought, 'My God! Johnny Cash looks horrible!'"
