Here's a set of haikus I wrote in honor of Madonna's pathetic attempt to demonstrate her relevance to pop music by kissing Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears at the recent MTV Video Music Awards show:
Lucky star burned out,
Irrelevance spurs action,
Still, looks good in black.
Smell desperation?
Tongue kiss Britney, Christina,
Lucky star no more.
Madonna's tongue kiss?
Britney and Christina's gift,
Now three AIDS tests, please.
