A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers was on the door of the crypt where the casket waited to be rolled inside. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was slid inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter...
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
And at that point, the proctologist fainted.
